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Kung Fu Cockfighter (1976)

Nutty X-rated porno/kung fu movie. You must see this one to believe it! Evil Duke Lee Chow uses a horny monk with a super-powered crank to test for virgins in a bloody hymen busting ritual. The monk is able to break boulders and do spinning push-ups with his crank! He meets his match in a super-virgin who can jam a long pole up her twat, snap off the end and shoot it across the room like a ping pong ball! Whe she spreads her legs a green light flashes from her crack and lightning strikes! In one disgusting scene a woman has her pussy roasted over an open fire and basted with spices…
"I have no idea what the actual title of this one is, or even exactly where it was made or when it was released, but I'm sure it's not KUNG FU COCKFIGHTER. That's the title they slapped on it in more recent times though so I guess I'll go with it.
Most kung fu movies don't even have any nudity in them but this one features hardcore sex scenes which makes it a real oddity for this genre. The story concerns a wizard guy who has super powers that make his cock able to deflect swords, break boulders and shoot smoke out of his dick. There's also his evil master who's a sex-crazy rapey sort of fellow and a lady who can break poles with her pussy and shoot out pieces of wood like bullets.
The film itself is packed with nudity, there's a torture scene where a gal gets here vag roasted and by the end it becomes a ghost movie.
Needless to say this is a real bizarre watch and despite the title there's not really all that much kung fu'ing that goes on but still worth a look for admirers of the weird and might be the only actual graphic Asian-made kung-fu-porn I've seen so far.
This is listed everywhere as having come out in 1976 but the musical cues seem to be taken from 80's films so this is probably wrong."
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Demon of the Lute (1983)

From first-time director Lung Yi Sheng comes Demon Of The Lute, a 1983 fantasy swordplay epic featuring a ragtag group of heroes as they face off against a demonic force for evil! Chock full of fantastical characters blessed with otherworldly powers, enchanted weapons, and the remarkable ability to defy gravity at will, Demon Of The Lute is a comic book influenced wuxia sure to tickle the fancy of martial arts fans both young and old.
A number of the regular Shaw Bros. cast appear in this really silly film about magic swords, a magic bow and arrows, magic lutes and so on. Everybody is on wires at least half the time and all the weapons used are absurd. 

Does that make this a bad film? Well... I enjoyed it after it became clear that this was intended for a younger audience (at least I hope it was). Giant axes, remote controlled flying swords, a chariot drawn by dogs, a guy with an arm that can stretch 20 feet, fighting scissors, a bird man, exploding... wait, that's enough, you get it. The lute of the title will remind people a bit of "Kung Fu Hustle". The little girl in the film is really good. She keeps up with the other actors.
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Hero of Shaolin DVD

I’m a kung fu movie fan of the kind where, providing there’s enough spectacular kicking and punching on show, then I’m happy to forgive a movie a lot of its problems.
That being said, I was very excited to hear about Terracotta’s new imprint label Classic Kung Fu, and their plans to bring a series of films to UK DVD for the first time. Sadly, the label’s first release has proven to be something of a let down.
The story being told in 1984’s Hero of Shaolin is fairly typical. Four brothers, three of whom are Buddhist monks while the eldest (Alexander Lo Rei) has been refused entry to the order, find themselves framed for the murder of the abbot. They go on the run, pursued by both their evil former master and by bounty hunters.
Unfortunately, simple as this story is, Hero of Shaolin - perhaps better known as Ninja Vs Shaolin Guard – struggles to tell communicate it in an engaging manner. The brothers are broadly drawn and lack personality, beyond Eldest Brother’s seriousness and Third Brother’s contrasting, supposedly comic, silliness.
An attempt at a love story fares little better. As a character development it’s flat and perfunctory, and it certainly adds nothing to the action scenes either, as love interest Ah-mei is the only character who doesn’t get in on the fights.
The mugging performances don’t help. This isn’t uncommon with kung fu movies of this vintage, but it’s still irksome, and especially when an English language dub is the only audio option.
Alexander Lo Rei may prove to be a notable, memorable onscreen presence, but perhaps that’s thanks to his ridiculous eyebrows rather than his acting.  He’s also great fighter, but certainly have the charisma of a Jackie Chan or a Gordon Liu.
The most distinctive character, a creepy eunuch of dubious affiliation, sadly has little to do and disappears from the film in pretty short order.
The filmmaking is also quite slapdash. Hero of Shaolin was clearly made on a low budget, but there are errors that have more to do with a lack of care than a lack of cash. The editing is particularly problematic, with cuts often being poorly paced and awkward. It frequently feels as though a few frames from the end of one shot and the start of another have been lost, giving the film a jagged abruptness.
This may be less prevalent in the film’s many fight scenes, but even there, when its arguably most needed, the editing isn’t entirely fluid.
Many of those criticisms would fall by the wayside if the film impresses with its action choreography and performances. It’s certainly true that there’s a lot of action, packing a good hours worth into a slim 86 minute running time. Most of this action is rather well executed, with the notable exception of some infrequent but extremely obvious wire work.
This film is at its best during longer exchanges of technique, whether that’s horseplay between the brothers, or Lo Rei’s climactic battle with his former master. It’s in these sequences that director Mai Chen Jsai gets to have some fun.
One particularly notable shot looks straight up from the ground as one of the brothers fights a female ninja over the lens. This is an angle we don’t often see on a fight.
There’s also a fair amount of variation in the choreography. Comedic scenes near the start establish the relative levels of mastery between the brothers before things turn serious – at least until a rather silly, but hugely entertaining, fight in a graveyard towards the end.
Ultimately, the film does become little more than a series of tenuously linked fights, but it’s hard to hold that against it when the quality is at its peak: the Abbot’s seated fight with the ninjas is a standout; as is the confrontation with the female ninja, who gets to perform some of the best action in the film.
While the final fight suffers from its editing as well as a lack of well-stoked anticipation for the villain, the final fight scene proves pretty effective. It’s an excitingly choreographed one-on-one contest, and there’s some clever prop use built in. This fight seems to have been influenced by some of Jackie Chan‘s early Golden Harvest work, and that’s never a bad thing.
All of the martial arts performers acquit themselves well, though the overly technical style and pacing of the combat might feel slow moving, especially when compared to some of its contemporaries. Hero of Shaolin was made around the same time as Shaw’s 8 Diagram Pole Fighter and Sammo Hung‘s Wheels on Meals, bI’m a big fan of the UK distributor Terracotta. They’ve done a lot for the profile of Asian films and filmmakers in the UK, and I was excited to hear that they would be adding a series of classic kung fu films to their schedules. Sadly this is disappointing release, even beyond the fact that this film itself is no classic, .ut both of those pictures leave this one looking rather stiff and old hat.
On the positive side, Hero of Shaolin is presented in widescreen at approximately 2.35:1, which would appear to be how it was intended. The broad frame compositions sometimes work wonders, particularly in larger scale action scenes.
For most martial arts films, all available soundtracks are a dub of some kind as they were usually shot without sound, but this disc features on a rather cheesy and badly synced English language track. For some that will be a draw, but I’ve never found English dubs anything but annoying. I’d be intrigued to know whether Cantonese or Mandarin tracks were ever produced and, presuming so, why one or the other isn’t on this release.
Even taking into account the film’s age, Hero of Shaolin could look a lot better. On a 37 inch screen, run through my blu ray player, the image quality was soft overall and the detail was limited.
There are also some infrequent, occasionally serious examples of print damage – see below – and compression artefacts.
I’d still guess that this is the best looking home release this film has ever seen, but I would have liked to see more care and, ideally, a proper restoration, and particularly since this was the first title in a new collection.
I’d say the picture quality here is comparable to the early work of Hong Kong Legends, on discs which are now around 15 years old.
There are very few supplements. A trailer for Hero of Shaolin - under another alternate title, Guard of Shaolin – shows how much worse the picture quality might have been. The only other film-specific extra is a stills gallery, drawn straight from the transfer, and this does little but show off the compression artefacts more clearly.
There are also some extras related to Terracotta in general, with a page of online links and trailers for other releases – though nothing hints what else may be coming up in the Classic Kung Fu series.
Overall, this is a disappointing and underwhelming package, offering an average film with a weak transfer. I was hoping for a fine launch for what I was hoping would be an exciting new imprint. Hopefully Terracotta and Kung Fu Classics will pull something better out of their bag next time.

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Flying Fists of Kung Fu - 12 Movie Set

High Kickin' Humor and Non-Stop Action!
Brace yourself for bare-knuckled, pulse pounding, adrenaline pumping Kung-Fu Films! These cult classic Kung-Fu Films are hard to find and sure to delight fans of the martial arts genre. Knock yourself out with this collection of 12 fist flying flicks!
Striking Kung-Fu Stars: Tien-chi Cheng(The Fearless Hyena), Chiu Chen(Kids of Shaolin), Wei Tung(Hero), Dragon Lee(Dragon on Fire), John Liu(The Invincible Armour), Donnie Yen(Ip Man), Chang Yee&(Exit the Dragon, Enter the Tiger)
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Dragon Dynasty's Ultimate Kung Fu 4 Pack Box Set

Dragon Dynasty, the world's greatest collection of martial arts and Asian action films, brings to you a collectible box set. These four legendary Shaw Brothers Kung Fu films will provide countless hours of adrenaline-filled action. Titles included: Five Shaolin Masters, Executioner from Shaolin, Jet Li: Martial Arts of Shaolin and Mad Monday Kung Fu. The box set is presented in a beautifully designed slip sleeve and contains the 4 DVDs packaged in slim pack sleeves.
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Bloody Parrot (1981)

An expert swordsman is suspected of being the thief of a treasure sent to Emperor. The swordsman who has nothing to do with the theft investigates and is led on the trail of the supernatural "Bloody Parrot". This leads to the "Parrot Brothel" and the star prostitute who walks around half naked. Strange things happen including a demonic possession, witches casting poison spells, disgusting autopsies and numerous sword fights. Then a dead constable turns into a vampire! This is all in the first 30 minutes!
Directed at a breakneck pace, Hua Shan predicts the hyper-kinetic films from HK in the 1990''s. The film shows a good bit of style and production values. If the story wasn't completely confusing at times it would be quite enjoyable for fans of wacky HK films. At least something unexpectedly odd happens every few minutes. For fans of Shaw wuxia action, there is quite a bit of it and the fight choreography of Hsu Hsia is very good. Ching- Ching Yeung, a very talented Wu Shu performer, appears in the last third of the film for a great fight scene and she carries one of the oddest weapons I've seen. Jenny Liang plays the star prostitute and spends her lengthy first scene half naked or mostly naked. She's quite comfortable unclothed unlike many Shaw nudie actresses of the time who seem like they are thinking of the robe just off the set. And she goes straight into a near naked demonic possession scene. After that she remains clothed. But when the film is in the last third and your mind starts to wander back to her first scene, the film has her take all her clothes off in a cavern of mirrors! Now that's service. 
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The One Armed Swordsmen (1976)

The martial world is now awash in one-armed knights, who aren't inclined to make any permanent alliances among themselves.
Hmmm, not a patch on the original from Shaw Brothers. The fighting is average and looks very clunky. The story line is as to be expected from a 70's Kung Fu film, confusing and daft. Stupid voices for women,dubbed in posh English accents for men. i turned this off early and i love martial arts flicks. Get the original, its so much better than this average movie, don't be fooled, i bought the wrong flick what i wanted was the Shaw brothers movie. i have just started commenting, I'm only doing foreign and martial arts films this is just the beginning of my movie collection, i personally own most modern martial arts flicks. Hope you don't waste time watching this one, its for die hard fans of 70's Kung Fu only.
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Horse Woman Dog 1990

Description: It gives me great pleasure to share one of the most subversive pink films ever made by the great Japanese director Hisayasu Sato (Lolita Vibrator Torture and Love – Zero = Infinity).  I have trouble labeling this an exploitation film.  To me it is an Art film. This film has one huge difference then most of Sato's films as it does not take place in an urban enviroment but on a beach instead.  Still the Japanese Cronenberg's themes of alienation, perversion and voyeurism are still present.  For those who are not aware of Sato's work be aware that his films are perhaps the most transgressive from the pink scene and are usually very hard to watch.  That being said this film was one of the biggest moneymakers for Shintoho and Sato!!!!
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Human Lanterns (1982)

A psychotic craftsman pits two rival samurai against each other while designing special lanterns from a disturbing source.
Hammer horror meets wuxia. It makes about as much sense tonally as it sounds. Storywise, it's a barely coherent morality play about pride and greed that comes across like an excuse to string together some swordplay, some reasonably nasty flaying scenes, and very pretty setpieces. It is a great looking movie, I have to admit--the use of lighting is otherworldly. Sun Chung was easily one of the best directors Shaw Bros ever had, but when he wasn't doing cookie cutter martial arts stuff, he was seriously wasted on misguided crap (let's face it) like this.
There's something really "off" about how simultaneously Asian and European this movie feels. My instincts tell me it's not supposed to exist. Dramatically it never really takes off, but it's interesting enough in the context of "what were they thinking?" curio.
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Maria's 5 Film Kung Fu Mayhem DVD (Code Red) (NTSC All Region)

Maria's 5 Film Kung Fu Mayhem DVD (Code Red) (NTSC All Region)

Maria Kanellis host 5 kung-fu classic on 2 Discs!

ANGRY DRAGON


REVENGE OF THE DRAGON

DRAGON NEVER DIES

FIST OF THE DOUBLE K

MANDARIN MAGICIAN


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