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Skullduggery (1983)

A nerdy fellow that enjoys playing a Dungeons and Dragons-like role playing game goes on a killing spree as the result of a family curse.

Wow. What the hell did I just watch? That is all I can think after watching Skullduggery.  I have heard a lot of bad things about this movie over the years but never bothered to watch it until recently and almost immediately regretted my decision. It was just as bad (if not worse) as everyone said that it was and I think that I might have lost some IQ points-not that I had a lot to begin with-after watching it. I knew that I was in trouble after the movie opened with a weird, Scooby-Doo-like theme song (that I will never, ever be able to get out of my head no matter how hard I try) and things just got even worse from there.  Make no bones about it this movie is bad. Not in a “so bad it’s good” way but just in a “wow, this film is very, very bad and it just plain sucks” sort of way. It’s boring, goofy, confusing at times and just all around a terrible movie in every possible way.

I’ll admit that it sounded like it could be interesting but after the horrible opening scene (that takes place in the 1300’s) I just got a bad feeling that I was in for something quite painful and I was right. After this horrid opening we are transported through time to 1982 and meet our main character Adam (who is pretty talented at just walking around looking confused or angry and being a dick to his friends and others in general). We get to watch him do amazing things like play a role playing game, argue with his dorky friends, and then attend a really lame talent show (don’t know why it was called a talent show since no one seemed to have any actual talent) where a goofball magician (that sort of reminded me of the short-lived WWF wrestler Phantasio that made one whopping appearance in the ring back in the day) awakens the curse inside him and makes him a killer.
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Demon of the Lute (1983)

From first-time director Lung Yi Sheng comes Demon Of The Lute, a 1983 fantasy swordplay epic featuring a ragtag group of heroes as they face off against a demonic force for evil! Chock full of fantastical characters blessed with otherworldly powers, enchanted weapons, and the remarkable ability to defy gravity at will, Demon Of The Lute is a comic book influenced wuxia sure to tickle the fancy of martial arts fans both young and old.
A number of the regular Shaw Bros. cast appear in this really silly film about magic swords, a magic bow and arrows, magic lutes and so on. Everybody is on wires at least half the time and all the weapons used are absurd. 

Does that make this a bad film? Well... I enjoyed it after it became clear that this was intended for a younger audience (at least I hope it was). Giant axes, remote controlled flying swords, a chariot drawn by dogs, a guy with an arm that can stretch 20 feet, fighting scissors, a bird man, exploding... wait, that's enough, you get it. The lute of the title will remind people a bit of "Kung Fu Hustle". The little girl in the film is really good. She keeps up with the other actors.
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Female Prisoner: Cage (1983)

A female prisoner Masayo(Mina Asami)is captured by wardens after an unsuccessful escape attempt.The evil prison guard begins to torture Masayo to break her spirit.Very nasty and vicious Japanese Women-in-Prison flick with plenty of rape and sexual violence on display.Tons of nudity,a bit of nasty torture and bondage plus abundant sweat,blood,semen and urine.Add also golden showers and you have a winner.Masaru Konuma's "Female Prisoner:Caged!" truly is one of the most savage and brutal WiP flicks ever made.It's even more vicious than several Jess Franco's WiP movies.I can only compare it to "Female Market" when it comes to sheer nastiness.8 horny construction workers out of 10.
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Excessive Torture in a Female Prison Camp (1983)

The film centers around a Korean family who gets on the bad side of the Japanese during the Japanese occupation of Korea during World War II.A Korean mother and daughter are thrown into a prison run by the Japanese and a lot of surprisingly tame abuse is heaped upon them.
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Wizards and Warriors (1983)

The legendary Kingdom of Camarand is ruled by good King Baaldorf and Queen Lattinia. Their daughter, Ariel, is engaged to Prince Erik Greystone, who becomes Camarand's Champion against a neighboring kingdom ruled by evil Prince Dirk Blackpool. Erik was always helped by his servant, Marko, the strongest man in the kingdom and often hindered by his ne'er-do-well playboy brother, Justin. A variety of wizards and witches, both good and evil, also played a part in the conflict. This short-lived black comedy satirized the sword and sorcery genre and pop culture.

Its a shame that this sitcom gem was lost to us due to constant preempting. I've never thought the rating system was all that fair. They should not include moments when prime time shows fall victim to breaking world newscasts, presidential addresses, special mini-series broadcasts, and holiday specials...its just not an accurate assessment of a show's viewer base. That said, maybe some reviewers are right that the audience wasn't 'there' yet, as the D&D gaming crowd was still mostly a little young to fall into the demographic they were shooting for...but I certainly loved it! And pay no heed to the comments of 'Oh Dear, Oh Dear'...that person obviously had no idea that the show wasn't there as a serious attempt to promote D&D to the masses...it was a COMEDY...a silly, camped-up comedy (like "Men In Tights' was to the Robin Hood franchise). And a good one at that! Julia Duffy was so memorable and funny as the spoiled, self-absorbed Princess Ariel that when she re prised that type of role as Stephanie on the 'Newhart', for the first season she was on that show I just saw her as The Princess...and that alone kept me watching 'Newhart'! I was never much a Jeff Conway fan, but the show gave me a better appreciation for him. And the villain stole the scene (or at least what part of it he could pry away from Duffy) every time he took the screen. I always thought his name was Derek Blackpool..to me that seems funnier somehow than Dirk (maybe because it rhymes with Eric?). Perhaps after a couple of decades of having seen it, its like Dark Shadows...you remember it as scarier (or in this case, funnier) than it actually was (and we'll sadly never know now how good it could have been), but I would love to go back and watch it again. I don't recall if it had a laugh track, but I don't think it would have needed one if it is indeed as funny as I recall. I was sad to see it go, and like another poster, didn't realize it was gone until it didn't come back. As a baby-boomer, I'd like to see more pop-culture related sitcoms like this revived rather than more waste-of-time reality shows.
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Women's Prison Massacre (1983)

A woman reporter is unjustly sent to prison after investigating a corrupt official where she is victimized by vicious guards and bullied by some of her fellow prisoners. Things go from bad to worse though when a group of escaped male prisoners take over the prison and start terrorizing the inmates in a number of horrible ways.

I’ve always loved women in prison movies. Some of my favorites include the Ilsa series, Women in Cages, and Escape from Hell just to name a few. I have always wanted to see Women’s Prison Massacre but just never really got around to it until just a couple of days ago. While it may not be as good as some of the movies that I just mentioned it is still pretty awesome and I dug it for what it was. It contains all the typical elements every good women in prison flick must have such as the incarceration of an innocent young woman, cruel guards that enjoy torturing the prisoners, and the evil, demented prisoner all the inmates are afraid of that our hero must contend with. In addition to all of that it also has something a little different which is the inclusion of male prisoners who take over the facility and proceed to rape, torture, and kill any of the women prisoners that they run across. Needless to say that this movie probably isn’t one that you want to watch with the family (or on a first date with someone if you want to ever get another date) but I thought that it was a lot of fun in a sleazy kind of way.

Directed by Bruno Mattei (though it has been argued that co-writer Claudio Fraggasso actually helmed it for the most part) this movie is more than a little brutal and you will probably feel the need to take a shower after you watch it. It isn’t quite as hardcore or disturbing as Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS or even Barbed Wire Dolls but there are some pretty nasty things that take place during the course of the film that may bother some viewers who aren’t as desensitized to such things like I am. It isn’t a horror film despite the title but there are quite a few brutal and gory murders that take place (the scene involving the woman putting a razor blade up her vag to take care of the guy that is trying to rape her is epic) so if you are a fan of such things you won’t be let down. While it does tend to drag at times and could have had a little more action I still had a great time watching it and thought that it was good in its own weird way. The best way that I can describe it is that it is just your usual women in prison movie and if you are into those then you are most likely going to be into this one as well.

One of the best things about it was the cast. The always awesome Laura Gemser (who has been in a ton of
similar movies ) stars as the main character Emanuelle and she kicks all sorts of ass. Even though she is a pretty, innocent young thing she is also tough as nails and can take care of herself in a jam. Even though she is beaten ruthlessly by the guards several times and finds herself in a number of catfights with her main adversary Albina (one which involves a knife) she refuses to give up and looks great doing it. She is just a likable character and you can’t help but root for her as she goes about trying to just stay alive in her surroundings on a daily basis. I also loved Ursula Flores as Albina, the toughest bitch in the entire prison who is just evil and demented to the core.

She loves messing with Emanuelle and even though she ends up on the losing end of every catfight they have she is persistent in being a constant pain in her ass. While she isn’t much to look at (I thought that she kind of looked like a dude) she is still an enjoyable character thanks to just how out there she is and how much she enjoys making the other prisoners miserable at every opportunity. While there are of course other characters in the film (such as the evil guards, the tortured prisoners who are too afraid to fight back, the typical warden, and of course the group of men who take over the prison) Emanuelle and Albina are without a doubt the ones that stand out the most and are the main reasons to see this movie.

Some people have argued that if you’ve seen one women in prison movie that you’ve pretty much seen them all, and while I am inclined to agree to an extent there are some that are just special and stand out among the others. Women’s Prison Massacre is without a doubt an example of this. It has a little bit of everything for fans of women in prison movies and is one of those that you should see at least once if you are into these films as it is without a doubt a classic (even if it is lesser known when compared to others such as Caged Fury, Caged Heat, The Big Doll House, and many more). It may be just a tad tamer than other similar movies but it has just the right amount of nudity and sleaze to make anyone happy. Check it out if you haven’t seen it as it is a winner and I think that it deserves a little more respect and recognition than it gets. Team it up with any of the first three Ilsa movies, The Hot Box, Women in Cellblock 9, and Women Behind Bars for one hell of a great women in prison movie marathon one night.
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